The Only Reason They Come To See

Types Really Don't Matter. I Have Been Accused Of Preferring Blondes. But I Have Known Some Mighty Attractive Redheads, Brunettes, And Yes, Women With Grey Hair. Age, Height, Weight Haven't Anything To Do With Glamour.

I Don't Want A Lot Of Strangers Looking Down At My Wrinkles And My Big Fat Belly When I'm Dead.

They See Me As An Ordinary Guy, Like A Construction Worker Or The Guy Who Delivers Your Piano.

I Hate A Liar. Maybe Because I'm Such A Good One Myself, Heh? Anyway, To Find Someone Has Told An Out And Out Lie Puts Him On The Other Side Of The Fence From Me For All Time.

I Don't Discuss Women At All With Anyone. There Are Good Qualities In All Women. Some May Be Lacking In Some Of These Qualities And Should Have Them. I'm Liable To Say So And Hurt Their Feelings, And It Wouldn't Be Meant That Way At All.