I'm Just A Lucky Slob From Ohio

I Never Laugh Until I've Had My Coffee.

I Hate A Liar. Maybe Because I'm Such A Good One Myself, Heh? Anyway, To Find Someone Has Told An Out And Out Lie Puts Him On The Other Side Of The Fence From Me For All Time.

I Am Intrigued By Glamorous Women ... A Vain Woman Is Continually Taking Out A Compact To Repair Her Makeup. A Glamorous Woman Knows She Doesn't Need To.

It Is An Extra Dividend When You Like The Girl You've Fallen In Love With.

It's A Chain Of Accidents. When You Step Into Hollywood, You Wind Yourself Into Thousands Of Chains Of Accidents. If All Of The Thousands Happen To Come Out Exactly Right-and The Chance Of That Figures Out To Be One In Eight Million-then You'll Be A Star.