The Only Reason That They Say, 'women

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

Women Speak Because They Wish To Speak, Whereas A Man Speaks Only When Driven To Speak By Something Outside Himself Like, For Instance, He Can't Find Any Clean Socks.

One Of The Most Difficult Things To Contend With In A Hospital Is That Assumption On The Part Of The Staff That Because You Have Lost Your Gall Bladder You Have Also Lost Your Mind.

I Don't Want To See The Uncut Version Of Anything.

I Make Mistakes; I'll Be The Second To Admit It.