The Only Reason That Jews Are In

You Need Fighters Like Me To Battle, Because Frankly The New York Times And The Washington Post Are Not Going To Fight The Fights That I Do.

The Only Reason That Jews Are In Pornography Is That We Think That Christ Sucks. Catholicism Sucks.

I Love Going To The Factories Of La Plata, Or Little Havana And Seeing Them Roll Cigars. I Get Excited. To Me It Is More Beautiful Than A Topless Club

To Date Or Not To Date That Is The Question. It's Almost As Important As Shakespeare's To Be Or Not To Be Which Deals With Death.

Married Sex Is Like Being Awake During Your Own Autopsy. It Is Root Canal Work Without Anesthetic.