The Only Reason I'm Coming Out Here

Am I A Great Manager? Huh. I Was Blessed To Have A Front Office That Found Great Talent, And Then I Was Smart Enough To Stay The Hell Out Of Their Way.

If I Ever Find A Pitcher Who Has Heat, A Good Curve, And A Slider, I Might Seriously Consider Marrying Him, Or At Least Proposing.

Explaining Why He Was Forced To Cut A Utility Player: You Just Got Caught In A Position Where You Have No Position.

I Managed 26 Years And Found Out When I Retired I Didn't Own The Game. I Thought I Owned It When I Was Managing All Those Years. You Can Climb To The Top Of The Mountain, Get Down On Your Knees And Kiss The Ground, Because You'll Never Own That Mountain. That Mountain Is Only Owned By One Single Person, And He'll Never Give It Up. That's The Way Baseball Is.

I Hope The Car They (sport Magazine Who Awarded It To The World Series Mvp) Give Him (brooks Robinson) Has An Extra Large Glove Box.