The Only Reason I Would Take Up

How Come Anything You Buy Will Go On Sale Next Week?

Just Think Of All Those Women On The Titanic Who Said, 'no Thank You' To Desert That Night. And For What?!

Motherhood Isn't Just A Series Of Contractions; It's A State Of Mind. From The Moment We Know Life Is Inside Us, We Feel A Responsibility To Protect And Defend That Human Being.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.

When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.