The Only Real Person You Need To

When I Was A Kid And My Parents Started Talking About Politics, I'd Run To My Room And Put On The Rolling Stones As Loud As I Could. So When I See All These Rock Stars Up There Talking Politics, It Makes Me Sick... If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are. Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

Take A Look At My Face, I Am The Future.

Drinking Beer Is Easy. Trashing Your Hotel Room Is Easy. But Being A Christian, That's A Tough Call. That's Rebellion.

When I Moved To L. A. With This Little Wimpy Garage Band, The First People We Met Were The Doors. Then We Met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All Of The People Who Died Of Excess Were Our Big Brothers And Sisters. So I Said To Myself: How Do You Become A Legend And Enjoy It? The Answer Is To Create A Character As Legendary As Those Guys And Leave That Character On The Stage.

I'm Hidden In The Scream When The Virgin Dies, I'm The Ache In The Belly When Your Baby Cries, And I'm The Burning Sensation When The Convict Fries.