The Only People Who Like To Live

The Mistake That People Make In Stand-up Is Thinking They're Profound Or They're Deep When There Are So Many People Who Have More Worthwhile Ways Of Phrasing Things.

With Comedians, You Have That Understanding That We're Trying To Get Laughs.

I Always Wanted To Write As Much As Perform.

I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.

Well... You Know, I Would Wake Up With A Terrible Hangover In A Jail Somewhere And Worst Part Was That I Would Not Know Why I Was There.