The Only People I Know Getting In

When I Was A Kid, Everybody In The Neighborhood Picked Me To Be The One In Jail Or Be In The Cemetery By The Time I Was 20.

It Occurred To Me In My Junior Year Of High School. I Got My First Letter From A Big College. I Still Have That Letter To This Day - A Letter From Indiana.

I'm The Type Of Person, I Cross The Bridges Once I Get To 'em. I Don't Try To Plan My Life Three, Four Months In Advance, Because You Don't Know If Tomorrow's Promised To You.

I Struck Out With Two Men On Base. I Was So Angry, So Frustrated, I Turned And Without Even Thinking About It, Snapped My Bat Over My Thigh. The Bat Split Right In Half. Afterward, Reporters Asked Me If It Was The First Time I'd Ever Broken A Bat Over My Thigh. "i Broke An Aluminum Bat Over My Knee In College," I Said. (i Was Just Kidding).

I Hate To Blow My Own Horn, But I Gave A Lot Of People Fits.