The Older You Get, The Farther From

You Can't Keep Changing Men, So You Settle For Changing Your Lipstick.

With A Parent, It's Always Guilt. You Want To Be There, But You Kind Of Also Want To Be Here.

The Older You Get, The Farther From The Camera You Need To Be.

There Are Times When I Feel Lazy And Just Want To Stay In Bed All Day, But I Know That Working Out Is The Best Way To Get Those Endorphins Going, Which Will Make Me Feel Better Emotionally And Physically.

I Think I've Always Been Good So God Wouldn't Strike Me Dead.