The Older You Get, The Farther From

From An Early Age I Was Aware Of What America Meant, And How The Marines At Camp Pendleton Were Ready To Defend Us At A Moment's Notice. I Also Remember What Fabulous Bodies Those Troops Had.

I Don't Date Rock 'n' Rollers. I Just Marry Them.

The Older You Get, The Farther From The Camera You Need To Be.

Playing Bad Is Always More Fun Than Playing Good.

When I Look In The Mirror I See The Girl I Was When I Was Growing Up, With Braces, Crooked Teeth, A Baby Face And A Skinny Body.