Never Confuse The Size Of Your Paycheck

With Women, I've Got A Long Bamboo Pole With A Leather Loop On The End. I Slip The Loop Around Their Necks So They Can't Get Away Or Come Too Close. Like Catching Snakes.

Sometimes You Just Get The Feeling That Here It Is 11o'clock In The Morning And You're Not In School.

Hey, You Wanna Hear My Philosophy Of Life? Do It To Him Before He Does It To You.

I Don't Mind That I'm Fat. You Still Get The Same Money.

If There Are Two Hundred People In A Room And One Of Them Doesn't Like Me, I've Got To Get Out.