The New Cia Torture Report Is 6

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I Was Once Involved In A Same-sex Marriage. There Was The Same Sex Over And Over And Over.

John Boehner Is A Member Of A Country Club In Ohio. It Turns Out That The Bartender Was Plotting To Poison Boehner. Now Wait A Minute. Isn't That The Movie With Seth Rogen And James Franco?

Back When We Started This Show, The Hottest Program On Television Was 'keeping Up With The Gabors.'

John Mccain Turned 72 Years Old Last Friday, But The Chinese Are Making Him A Birth Certificate That Says He's Only 33 And Then He'll Be Ready To Go.