Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Now Governor Of California.

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Moammar Gadhafi Was Found Hiding In A Storm Sewer With A Gold-plated Gun. That's Me In Retirement, Ladies And Gentlemen.

I Vote Democrat Because Freedom Of Speech Is Fine As Long As Nobody Is Offended By It.

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