The Most Pleasant And Useful Persons Are

I Once Heard The Survivors Of A Colony Of Ants That Had Been Partially Obliterated By A Cow's Foot Seriously Debating The Intention Of The Gods Towards Their Civilization.

Happiness Is The Interval Between Periods Of Unhappiness.

A Pessimist Is A Person Who Has Had To Listen To Too Many Optimists.

If You Want To Get Rich From Writing, Write The Sort Of Thing That's Read By Persons Who Move Their Lips When They're Reading To Themselves.

When You Can't Have Anything Else, You Can Have Virtue.