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Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.

It's Hard To See Your Destination When You're Focused On The Cracks In The Sidewalk.

Belief Is Self-knowing. Even Yoda Out Of Star Wars Said, 'do Or Do Not. There Is No Try.'

It's Better To Be An Octopus Than A Fish. If An Octopus Loses A Tentacle To A Predator, The Octopus Will Survive With Seven Tentacles Left For Itself.

My Mother Is Probably The Wisest Person I've Ever Known. She's Not Schooled, She's Not Well Read. But She Has A Philosophy Of Life That Makes Well-read People Seem Like Morons.