The More You'll Dress Up The More

I Get Given Loads Of Rubbish. So, I Have Two Alanis Morissette Records Which I Hide When Anyone With Taste Calls Around.

I Don't Seem To Meet Very Many Men I Find Attractive. And Usually When I Meet Them And Develop Crushes On Them They Are Usually Straight. So I End Up Having More Relationships With Women.

I'm Tired Of Being Around Men All The Time. I'm Going To Start A Band Called Skirt With Three Girls And I'll Play The Guitar And Sing Backing Vocals In Drag. I Went Window Shopping When I Was In New York, Saw A Lot Of Amazing Dresses.

As Musicians It's Often Difficult. You Go To A Dinner Party And Most People Treat You Like Some Kind Of Exotic Animal And In A Way Like You Don't Have Any Problems And That It's All Fantastic And Glamorous And That You Wake Up In The Morning, You Kick The Groupies Out Of Bed, You Roll Onto The Floor Onto A Needle, Right, Which Fills You With A Lovely Substance, You Roll Into The Gutter And You Stare At The Moon And Out Comes Beautiful Poetry. The Fact Of The Matter Is That That's Nonsense. It's A Lot Of Hard Work.

Being So Honest In My Writing Is Cathartic.