The More A Man Dreams, The Less

A Bad Artist Almost Always Tries To Conceal His Incompetence By Whooping Up A New Formula.

Some Time Ago A Publisher Told Me That There Are Four Kinds Of Books That Seldom, If Ever, Lose Money In The United States--first,murder Stories; Secondly, Novels In Which The Heroine Is Forcibly Overcome By The Hero; Thirdly, Volumes On Spiritualism, Occultism And Other Such Claptrap, And Fourthly, Books On Lincoln.

Every Complex Problem Has A Simple Solution That Doesn't Work.

Men Become Civilized, Not In Proportion To Their Willingness To Believe, But In Their Readiness To Doubt.

The Instant I Reach Heaven, I'm Going To Speak To God Very Sharply.