[government's] Great Contribution To Human Wisdom...is The

Every Man Sees In His Relatives, And Especially In His Cousins, A Series Of Grotesque Caricatures Of Himself.

Popularity--the Capacity For Listening Sympathetically When Men Boast Of Their Wives And Women Complain Of Their Husbands.

It Is Surely No Mere Coincidence That The Land Of The Emancipated And Enthroned Woman Is Also The Land Of Canned Soup, Of Canned Pork And Beans, Of Whole Meals In Cans, And Of Everything Else Ready Made.

The First Kiss Is Stolen By The Man; The Last Is Begged By The Woman.

School Days, I Believe, Are The Unhappiest In The Whole Span Of Human Existence.