The Moment You're Born You're Done For.

The Chances Are That You Have Already Come To Believe That Happiness Is Unattainable. But Men Have Attained It. And They Have Attained It By Realizing That Happiness Does Not Spring From The Procuring Of Physical Or Mental Pleasure, But From The Development Of Reason And The Adjustment Of Conduct To Principles.

Because Her Instinct Has Told Her, Or Because She Has Been Reliably Informed, The Faded Virgin Knows That The Supreme Joys Are Not For Her; She Knows By A Process Of The Intellect; But She Can Feel Her Deprivation No More Than The Young Mother Can Feel The Hardship Of The Virgin's Lot.

The Saxophone Is The Embodied Spirit Of Beer.

You Are Not In Charge Of The Universe; You Are In Charge Of Yourself.

The Great Advantage Of Being In A Rut Is That When One Is In A Rut, One Knows Exactly Where One Is.