The Martial Music Of Every Sideburned Delinquent

You Only Go Around Once, But If You Play Your Cards Right, Once Is Enough.

Dare To Wear The Foolish Clown Face.

You Can Be The Most Artistically Perfect Performer In The World, But An Audience Is Like A Broad - If You're Indifferent, Endsville.

I Lived In A Plenty Tough Neighborhood. When Somebody Called Me A 'dirty Little Guinea', There Was Only One Thing To Do-break His Head. When I Got Older, I Realized That You Shouldn't Do It That Way. I Realized That You've Got To Do It Through Education. Children Are Not To Blame. It Is The Parents. How Can A Child Know Whether His Playmate Is An Italian, A Jew Or Irish, Unless The Parents Have Discussed It In The Privacy Of Their Homes.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Hustler With A Literary Agent.