I Am A Thing Of Beauty.

If I Had Done Everything I'm Credited With, I'd Be Speaking To You From A Laboratory Jar At Harvard.

A Friend To Me Has No Race, No Class And Belongs To No Minority. My Friendships Were Formed Out Of Affection, Mutual Respect And A Feeling Of Having Something Strong In Common. These Are Eternal Values That Cannot Be Racially Classified. This Is The Way I Look At Race.

If I Had As Many Love Affairs As I've Been Given Credit For, I'd Be In A Jar At The Harvard Medical School.

For Years I've Nursed A Secret Desire To Spend The Fourth Of July In A Double Hammock With A Swingin' Redheaded Broad. But I Could Never Find Me A Double Hammock

Fresh Air Makes Me Throw Up. I Can't Handle It. I'd Rather Be Around Three Denobili Cigars Blowing In My Face All Night.