The Man Who Won't Loan Money Isn't

Meadowlark Was The Most Sensational, Awesome, Incredible Basketball Player I've Ever Seen.

When I Was A Freshman, I Fooled Around With Shooting Free Throws This Way: For Some Reason, I Thought You Had To Stay Within The Top Half Of That Free-throw Circle, So I Would Step Back To Just Inside The Top Of The Circle, Take Off From Behind The Line And Dunk. They Outlawed That, But I Wouldn't Have Done It In A Game, Anyway. I Was A Good Free Throw Shooter In College." Actually He Was A 62% Free Throw Shooter, Which Is Poor Except In Comparison To His 51% As A Pro.

They Were So Clever Finding Ways To Get Me The Ball. They Had To Do More Than Just Give Up Open Shots. They Had To Avoid Fouls And Pass Me The Ball In Traffic.

With All Of You Men Out There Who Think That Having A Thousand Different Ladies Is Pretty Cool, I Have Learned In My Life I've Found Out That Having One Woman A Thousand Different Times Is Much More Satisfying.

This Is A Team Game And One Man Doesn't Win And One Man Doesn't Lose. In The End, The Best Team Usually Wins.