If I Were Given A Change Of

All Of The Sudden, My Right Leg Caved In. I Crumpled To The Floor In Pain. The Doctor Weren't Sure I'd Ever Be Able To Play Again...and Even If I Did Recover Physically, The Psychological Scars Of So Traumatic An Injury Might Never Heal.

I Think A Lot Of Ladies Found Me So Attractive Because I Was Different, And I Acted On That In A Way.

I'm A Big Man And I Like Big Dogs.... The Dogs Kept Growing Until Only One Of Us Could Get In The Elevator. It Caused Enough Hassles So They Finally Kicked Me Out Of My Apartment.

If I Were Given A Change Of Life, I'd Like To See How It Would Be To Live As A Mere Six-footer.

It Is Said That Good Things Come To Those Who Wait. I Believe That Good Things Come To Those Who Work.