A Dog Will Flatter You But You

You Can Keep A Dog: But It Is The Cat Who Keeps People, Because Cats Find Humans Useful Domestic Animals.

Continental People Have A Sex Life; The English Have Hot-water Bottles.

Once You Start Buying First Aid Kits You Start Having Accidents.

The Japanese Are Human Beings Like The Rest Of Us, But They Will Strongly Resent This Insinuation.

If It Is Gay, Ribald And Lascivious Night-life You Are After, Israel Is Not The Place For You. The Night Clubs You Do Find Are Nearer In Spirit To A Ymca Than To Dens Of Iniquity.