A Dog Will Flatter You But You

It Was Decided Almost Two Hundred Years Ago That English Should Be The Language Spoken In The United States. It Is Not Known, However, Why This Decision Has Not Been Carried Out.

Continental People Have A Sex Life; The English Have Hot-water Bottles.

When People Say England, They Sometimes Mean Great Britain, Sometimes The United Kingdom, Sometimes The British Isles, - But Never England.

On The Continent There Is One Topic Which Should Be Avoided-the Weather; In England, If You Do Not Repeat The Phrase "lovely Day, Isn't It?" At Least Two Hundred Times A Day, You Are Considered A Bit Dull.

There Are Many Non-intellectual Countries; Australia Is One Of The Few Anti-intellectual Ones.