A Dog Will Flatter You But You

The English Have No Soul; They Have The Understatement Instead.

Japan Is, You Often Feel, An Improved Version Of The United States.

There Are Many Non-intellectual Countries; Australia Is One Of The Few Anti-intellectual Ones.

They (americans) Have Their National Game, Baseball - Which Is Cricket Played With A Strong American Accent - And They Have A National Language, Entirely Their Own, Unlike Any Other Language Spoken On The Earth.

On The Continent There Is One Topic Which Should Be Avoided-the Weather; In England, If You Do Not Repeat The Phrase "lovely Day, Isn't It?" At Least Two Hundred Times A Day, You Are Considered A Bit Dull.