The Man In The Street Is Always

Thoughts Can Be Revised. Deeds Cannot.

Sulking Is Silent Because Speaking Would Reveal Its Folly.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

No One Can Remember Himself As An Unpleasant Child.

Warning: Fortune Cookies Don't Care What Happens To You.