The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Has New

Tomorrow Is Our Final Show. That Is Unless It Rains, And Then There Will Be A Rain Delay. We'll Probably Make It Up In A Doubleheader Around Labor Day.

In The Last 48 Hours King Abdullah From Saudi Arabia Passed Away. I Have A Moral Dilemma. The King Passed Away Three Or Four Days Ago. Is It Too Soon To Hit On Queen Latifah?

You Know, Sarah Palin Is The Governor Of Alaska, You Know That. And She's A Lifelong Member Of The National Rifle Association. So Great, Is What I'm Thinking, Another Vice President That Shoots A Drinking Buddy; Just Get Ready.

Sarah Palin Was Delivering A Speech And She Said 'refudiate.' It's Not A Word – You Have Refute And Repudiate, And She Combined Them. A Lot Of Times That Will Happen And People Will Confuse Combinations Of Words. I Remember A Couple Years Ago John Mccain Mistakenly Combined The Words Vice President And Palin.

Compared To Clinton, I Feel Like A Loser. I Can't Even Get The Intern To Make Me Coffee!