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The Best You Can Hope For In A Relationship Is To Find Someone Whose Flaws Are The Sort You Don’t Mind. It Is Futile To Look For Someone Who Has No Flaws, Or Someone Who Is Capable Of Significant Change; That Sort Of Person Exists Only In Our Imaginations.

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I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

The Cheesecake Factory Is A Great Business Model, But If You Take Your Wife There For Your 25th Wedding Anniversary, You Might Not Reach Your 26th.

There's Kind Of A Toll You Have To Pay With A Cat; If You Don't Pet Her For 10 Minutes She'll Bother You For Six Hours.