The Lonely Heart You See Tonight Will

One Time Robert Plant Was Set To Check Into The Same Room After I Checked Out, So I Removed Every Light Bulb And Ordered Up A Bunch Of Stinky Cheese And Put It Under The Mattress.

The Lonely Heart You See Tonight Will Not Give Up Without A Fight.

My Joke, Which Isn't Really A Joke, Is That There Will Be One Of Two Tours: The Tour For The Album That Does Well, Or The Tour For The Album That Stiffs.

But Once You Have Some Success In One Style, The Business Wants To Lock You In That Vein Forever.

I Can't Wait To Front My Band With These New Songs And Play For Fans, But I've Decided To Keep My Day Job Too.