The Last Thing We Need Is Another

I've Got Another Friend Who Is Half-german And Half-polish. He Hates Jews But Can't Remember Why!

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

Would You Put A Pastrami In Your Mouth If You Didn't Want To Eat It?

I Don't Believe That Anybody Has Come To A Conclusion On Why Something Is Funny. It's Funny Because It's Ridiculous And It's Ridiculous For Different Reasons At Different Times.

Hillary Clinton's Life Has Been Filled With Corruption But Nobody Cares.