The Last Thing I Want To Be

There Are Quite A Few Very Funny People In My Life. You Know Those People Who Don't Mean To Be Funny, They Just Come Out With These Zingers That Just Make You Howl With Laughter. Usually You Find These People In The Road Crew. A Good Crew Is A Key To A Healthy Funny Bone.

I've Never Felt Anything That Moves Me As Much As My Piano. I'm An Emotional Player. I Don't Really Like People. I Prefer My Piano To People. It's Totally Reliable And It's Alive. I Can Hear What It's Saying.

Carbon Made Only Wants To Be Unmade.

I'm A Musician First, A Food-lover Second, A Dirty Mouth With Feet, And A Girl Last Time I Checked.

Sometimes You Have To Do What You Don't Like To Get To Where You Want To Be.