The Last Thing I Want To Be

This Whole Christian Theology Thing Is That God Came Down To Experience Life Through His Son. Well, How's He Experiencing Life If He Doesn't Get Laid? Give Me A Break. And Why Would He Not Get Laid, As He Created The Apparatus In The First Place?

In Real Life I'm Bone Dry And When I Play I'm A Mango And In Sex I'm Starving To Be A Dripping Mango

I Was Two And A Half When I First Climbed Up And Sat At A Piano.

There Were Times That I Needed To Go To Battle, But How I Went To Battle Wasn't Always The Best Way In.

If You Sing To The Mermaids, They Come When You're Drowning.