I'm Too Wacky For Most Weirdos. Who

These Precious Things, Let Them Bleed.

Parenting Is Not For Everybody. It Changes Your Life. Especially When They're Little.

I Can't Have Discussions About It Anymore, I Just Can't. When Someone Asks Me If I've Found Jesus, I Say, 'yeah, I Saw Him At A Nirvana Concert A Couple Of Years Ago.' It's Like, Jesus Has Got Things To Do, He's Got A Ten O'clock. He's Not Going To Fix Things For Me, I Have To Fix Things For Myself, So I Try And Have A Sense Of Humor About It And Nobody Finds My Humor Very Amusing. We've Just Got To Lighten Up On The Savior Bit, Folks. You Know, Get Off The Cross, We Need The Wood.

I'm A Tomato Freak, But Sometimes You Have To Get It In Ketchup Form For People To Be Able To Open To Tomatoes.

Well, I Have A Lot Of Food References In My Work.