You Know...they Say An Elephant Never Forgets.

I'm Just An Obnoxious Guy Who Can Make It Appear Charming, That's What They Pay Me To Do.

I Went To Second City, Where You Learned To Make The Other Actor Look Good So You Looked Good And National Lampoon, Where You Had To Create Everything Out Of Nothing, And Snl, Where You Couldn't Make Any Mistakes, And You Learned What Collaboration Was.

I Don't Know What My Fans Are Going To Think. It's Definitely Not What They're Used To From Me.

I Don't Believe That You Can Give The Same Performance Every Take. It's Physically Impossible, So Why Bother? If You Don't Do What Is Happening At That Moment, Then It's Not Real. Then You're Holding Something Back.

I Go Home And Stay There. I Wash And Scrub Up Each Day, And That's It. One Month I Actually Grew A Moustache, Just So I Could Say That I'd Done Something.