The Language You Are About To Hear...

Is This The 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.

Who Goes From America To Africa For Medical Attention?

Where I'm From? A Little Town Called None Of Yo God Damn Business.