The Key To Beauty Is Always To

Your Face Tells A Story And It Shouldn't Be A Story About Your Drive To The Doctor's Office.

I, Uh...i Have A Television, So I'm Going To Spend Some Time Here To Tell You Some Things. [to Orchestra Conductor:] And, And...and Sir, You're Doing A Great Job, But You're So Quick With That Stick, So Why Don't You Sit. 'cause I May Never Be Here Again.'

When I Was A Child I Had A Crush On Abraham Lincoln. Why I Would Choose To Reveal This, I Know Not.

I Remember When You Could Dress For A Premiere Just By Putting On A Cute Top. Now You Have To Be Perfect And Fabulous In Every Way, Or You're Ridiculed.

It’s Unfortunate That We Live In Such A Panicked, Dysmorphic Society Where Women Don’t Even Give Themselves A Chance To See What They’ll Look Like As Older Persons. I Want To Have Some Idea Of What I’ll Look Like Before I Start Cleaning The Slates.