The Job Of Mayor Of London Is

My Policy On Cake Is Pro Having It And Pro Eating It.

The Geiger-counter Of Olympomania Is Going To Go Zoink Off The Scale.

Remind Me: Who Was The Greater Mass Murderer, Stalin Or Hitler? Well, Stalin Is Thought To Have Been Responsible For About 50 Million Deaths, And Hitler For A Mere 25 Million. What Hitler Did In His Concentration Camps Was Equalled If Not Exceeded In Foulness By The Soviet Gulags, Forced Starvation And Pogroms. What Makes The Achievements Of Communist Russia So Special And Different, That You Can Simper Around In A Cccp T-shirt, While Anyone Demented Enough To Wear Anything Commemorating The Third Reich Would Be Speedily Banged Away Under The 1986 Public Order Act?

London Is The Sporting Capital Of The World. I Say To The Chinese And I Say To The World, Ping Pong Is Coming Home.

It Just Happens I Write Fast And Always Have Done.