The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed

Your Shower Is Ready - I Turned It On Last Night.

There Are Always Deadlines I Have To Meet. I Don't Let Myself Get Too Close To The Deadlines, So It's Not Like I'm Just Sweating Bullets Or Anything If The Clock Is Ticking. I Never Let Myself Get In That Situation.

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.

Informed Decision-making Comes From A Long Tradition Of Guessing And Then Blaming Others For Inadequate Results.

Consultants Have Credibility Because They Are Not Dumb Enough To Work At Your Company.