The Irony Is That You Can't Use

I'm A Terrible Procrastinator. When We Go To The Airport, If They're Not Literally Closing The Door Behind My Sweaty, Hyperventilating Body, I Feel I've Been There Too Long.

I Was 12 When My Parents Told Me We Were Moving To Lebanon. I Remember Thinking, 'leba-who?' I Had Absolutely No Concept Of The Place.

You Learn More About A Person From The People Around That Person Than You Do From The Person Themselves. We All Have Our Own Ideas Of Who We Are That May Or May Not Be Justified, And You Can Really Find Out A Heck Of A Lot More Accurately From The People Around An Individual.

There's Times When I'll See A Show, Or Something Cooking On Tv, And Think, "that Can Really Be Fun When It's Working." But It's A Grind. I Did That At Nbc, It Was Five Days A Week. I Was Doing Talk Soup And Later At The Same Time. It's A Hard Job, More Difficult Than People Realize.

If A Woman Has One Cat, It Will Invariably Turn Into 20.