The Irish Are The Niggers Of Europe,

You Know People Are Always Putting Ulysses In The Top 10 Books Ever Written But I Doubt That Any Of Those People Were Really Moved By It.

I Do Enjoy Gothic Fiction Or Books About Zombies If They Are Well Written And I Like Vampires.

When I Was Growing Up, The Exam System Didn't Allow You To Write Fiction, So You Never Did.

I Wasn't Even Aware Of The Year Of The Family. I Couldn't Give A Toss. These Things - The Year Of The Family, The Year Of The Three-legged Dog. I Think It's All Trash.

Most Working Days I Can Be At My Desk For Nine Hours A Day.