The Interesting Thing About Life Is, There

I Do Miss Saturday Night Live, That's For Sure. There's Nothing Like It. I Just Hosted, And I Felt I'd Only Been Away For A Week.

I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb Jokes, And I Like Dumb Jokes Done Smartly.

My Dad Sold Encyclopedias And My Mom Worked In A Factory Office.

I Loved The Logistical Reality Of A Guy Who Wants To Take Over The World, Yet Who Has A Family Too.

My Dad Was From Liverpool, And He Picked It Up In The Army. He'd Often Come Out With This Stuff.