The Important Thing Is To Be Drunk.

I'm Not Going To Blow Up Just For The Sake Of It, Because It's On Tv. That's Not The Issue.

If You Do Talk Dirty, Make Sure That You Enunciate Because There's Nothing More Embarrassing Than Having To Repeat Yourself.

[gordon Ramsay] Knows About Being Bullied, Because Look At The Size Of Him.

There Are No Warning Signs On The Trampoline. The Warning Is The Trampoline.

Having A Baby, It's Like A Five Year Commitment.