The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was

I've Been Working On My Autobiography, Just Pecking Away In Longhand. The More You Write, The More You Remember. The More You Remember, The More Detail You Recall. It's Not All Pleasant!

I'm In Semi-retirement, But What Am I Going To Retire To? I Don't Ride Horses, I Don't Golf Anymore. I Shoot A Game Of Pool Every Now And Then.

Look Eye! Always Look Eye!

My Fame Is Largely Due To Young People, Theyre The First Ones To Discover Me.

I Don't Know Of Any Other Creature On Earth Other Than Man That Will Sit In A Corner And Cry Because Of Some Painful Experience In The Past.