The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was

Look Eye! Always Look Eye!

I Don't Know Of Any Other Creature On Earth Other Than Man That Will Sit In A Corner And Cry Because Of Some Painful Experience In The Past.

Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.

I've Been Working On My Autobiography, Just Pecking Away In Longhand. The More You Write, The More You Remember. The More You Remember, The More Detail You Recall. It's Not All Pleasant!

I Never Was Able To Do Karate. That's Calling Me A Good Actor. I Act Like I Can Do Anything.