The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was

I Went From Being An Ailing Child To A Public Enemy.

I Still Have A Young Attitude.

Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.

I'm In Semi-retirement, But What Am I Going To Retire To? I Don't Ride Horses, I Don't Golf Anymore. I Shoot A Game Of Pool Every Now And Then.

I Don't Know Of Any Other Creature On Earth Other Than Man That Will Sit In A Corner And Cry Because Of Some Painful Experience In The Past.