The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was

You May Have Heard That Back In The States There Are Some People Who Are Smoking Grass. I Don't Know How You Feel, But It's Sure Easier Than Cutting The Stuff.

My Fame Is Largely Due To Young People, Theyre The First Ones To Discover Me.

I'm In Semi-retirement, But What Am I Going To Retire To? I Don't Ride Horses, I Don't Golf Anymore. I Shoot A Game Of Pool Every Now And Then.

Hip Nip Just Sounds Groovy. A Drummer Laid It On Me.

Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.