The Humorous Man Recognizes That Absolute Purity,

There Is No Joy So Great As That Of Reporting That A Good Play Has Come To Town.

It Takes Most Men Five Years To Recover From A College Education, And To Learn That Poetry Is As Vital To Thinking As Knowledge.

Land Was Created To Provide A Place For Boats To Visit.

Although The Theater Is Not Life, It Is Composed Of Fragments Or Imitations Of Life, And People On Both Sides Of The Footlight Have To Unite To Make The Fragments Whole And The Imitations Genuine.

Although Birds Coexist With Us On This Eroded Planet, They Live Independently Of Us With A Self-sufficiency That Is Almost A Rebuke. In The World Of Birds A Symposium On The Purpose Of Life Would Be Inconceivable. They Do Not Need It. We Are Not That Self-reliant. We Are The Ones Who Have Lost Our Way.