The Hideous God Of War.

There's Place And Means For Every Man Alive.

When I Said I Would Die A Bachelor, I Did Not Think I Should Live Till I Were Married.

Some Men There Are Love Not A Gaping Pig, Some That Are Mad If They Behold A Cat, And Others When The Bagpipe Sings I The Nose Cannot Contain Their Urine.

Your Lordship, Though Not Clean Past Your Youth, Have Yet Some Smack Of Age In You, Some Relish Of The Saltiness Of Time.

O Braggart Vile And Damned Furious Wight!