The Head Never Rules The Heart, But

We Are All Such A Waste Of Our Potential, Like Three-way Lamps Using One-way Bulbs.

Tough And Funny And A Little Bit Kind: That Is As Near To Perfection As A Human Being Can Be.

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.

Anything You Lose Automatically Doubles In Value.

The Neurotic Listens To Weather Reports About Small Craft Warnings, And He Thinks: They're Talking About Me.