When Suffering Comes, We Yearn For Some

With Men, As With Women, The Main Struggle Is Between Vanity And Comfort; But With Men, Comfort Often Wins.

I Wish I'd Said It First, And I Don't Even Know Who Did: The Only Problems That Money Can Solve Are Money Problems.

If It Came True, It Wasn't Much Of A Dream.

The Next Voice You Hear Will Undoubtedly Be Your Own.

There's Nothing Wrong With Most Men's Egos That The Kowtowing Of A Headwaiter Can't Cure.