The Hardest Work Of All - Doing

One Thing That Previous Practice Doesn't Always Make Perfect: Marriage.

Being Right Half The Time Beats Being Half-right All The Time.

What About The Poor Salesman Who Is Calling Into The Office From The Corner Saloon Instead Of The Home Sickbed He Claims He Is In?

When Things Are Bad, We Take Comfort In The Thought That They Could Always Get Worse. And When They Are, We Find Hope In The Thought That Things Are So Bad They Have To Get Better.

If You Don't Know, It's Not Always Necessary To Admit It.