The Hair Is Really A Way To

If This Is The Only Life, Then Why I’m Not Just Doing Everything I Want To Do.

I Worked At A Mcdonald's Drive-through. I Could Always Tell When Girls Were Interested: They'd Drive Around Again And Say, "i Forgot Something."

I Am Actually Turned Off When I Look At An Account And Don’t See Any Selfies, Because I Want To Know Whom I’m Dealing With. In Our Age Of Social Networking, The Selfie Is The New Way To Look Someone Right In The Eye And Say, 'hello, This Is Me.'

This Was The Way The Night Had Cashed In. Choices Had Been Made And Things Happened, And Here We Were. It Was Sad, And Funny. My Life Was Made Of This. Stuff Like This.

I Was Supposed To Go Out With This Girl, But The Plans Mixed Up Because I Was Working Late. So I Went To Her Apartment With A Flower. She Was Asleep, But I Really Wanted To See Her. I Figured I'd Be Like Romeo, And Climbed Up To Her Balcony And Gave Her A Rose. She Was Very Shocked. After That, It Was Over.