I Was Born With A Great Gift,

There Isn't A Single Player I Would Pay To Watch. A Great Entertainer Needs To Have Charisma.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

People Say You Have To Hit Rock Bottom, And, I Can Tell You, Almost Dying Is As Rock Bottom As It Gets.

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

That Thing About Being An Icon, The Fifth Beatle, I Just Found It So Freaky.