The Greatest Thing I Ever Saw Was

When I'm Hitting, I'd Play For Nothing. When I'm Not, Any Kind Of Money I Receive Makes Me Feel As If I'm Stealing.

Thank God For Baseball.

Hey Yog, What Time Is It? You Mean Right Now?

He Can Run, Steal Bases, Throw, Hit For Average, And Hit With Power Like I've Never Seen. Just Don't Put Him At Shortstop.

Casey Didn't Easily Forgive A Guy Who Got Doubled Up On A Hit-and-run Play. He Didn't See Any Reason Why The Runner Couldn't Take A Quick Glance Back Toward The Plate To Make Sure The Ball Was Hit Safely.